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Give Me Pizza or Give Me Death T-Shirt | Funny Patrick Henry Parody Tee | Pizza Lover Gift | Revolutionary War Humor Apparel | Gildan 5000
$19.97
The Only Freedom That Matters
Declare your undying allegiance to the greatest food known to man with the Give Me Pizza or Give Me Death T-Shirt! This bold, dramatic graphic features a historical figure (a parody of Patrick Henry) in a moment of passionate fervor, holding aloft a single, perfect slice of pepperoni pizza. The iconic, paraphrased quote screams the ultimate demand: "GIVE ME PIZZA! OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!"
This tee is the perfect statement piece for Pizza Lovers, History Buffs with a sense of humor, Foodies, and anyone who understands that some cravings are non-negotiable. It’s a clever, funny, and instantly relatable piece of Revolutionary War Humor Apparel. Whether you're at a protest, a party, or just waiting for your delivery, this shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter. We've optimized this description with keywords like "Funny Pizza Shirt," "Patrick Henry Meme," "Give Me Pizza or Give Me Death," "History Parody Tee," "Pizza Lover Gift," and "Foodie Graphic T-Shirt" to ensure it ranks high for customers looking for this unique graphic.
Comfort for the Hungry Patriot
You can't fight for your rights (to pizza) if you're uncomfortable. This striking graphic is printed on the reliable Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, ensuring a comfortable fit and lasting quality. It’s a durable shirt that offers a classic, relaxed fit, making it a staple for your everyday wardrobe, perfect for your next declaration of independence from boring food.
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Base Product
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Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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Material
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100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
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Fabric Weight
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5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
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Fit
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Classic fit, runs true to size
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Design
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Graphic: Patrick Henry Parody with "GIVE ME PIZZA! OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!"
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Audience
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Pizza Lovers, History Enthusiasts, Foodies, Meme Fans
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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron on decoration. Do not dry clean.
Don't compromise on your principles or your dinner. Get your "Give Me Pizza" Tee today!