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I Won't Opinate T-Shirt | Funny Lawyer Quote Tee | Sarcastic Self-Control Shirt | Quiet Humor Gift | Gildan 5000
$19.97
The Prudent Silence
This I Won't Opinate T-Shirt is for the wise, the cautious, and the people who know that sometimes, the best defense is a good offense—of silence. The text-only phrase: "SOMETIMES I WON'T OPINATE, SO I DON'T NEED A LAWYER" is a hilarious and knowing nod to the dangers of speaking your mind too freely.
This tee is the perfect Funny Lawyer Quote Tee for anyone who has ever regretted a spoken word, or who simply values their peace of mind over a heated debate. It’s a great piece of Sarcastic Self-Control Shirt apparel for introverts, legal professionals, or anyone who understands the power of the Fifth Amendment. This Quiet Humor Gift is a must-have for those who prefer to observe and keep their opinions to themselves (at least in public). We've optimized this description with keywords like "Won't Opinate Shirt," "Need a Lawyer Tee," "Funny Opinion Shirt," "Self-Censorship Humor," and "Sarcastic Legal Shirt" to ensure it ranks high for customers looking for witty, text-based apparel.
Comfort for the Cautious
Since you're being so careful with your words, you deserve to be comfortable in your clothing. This essential statement is printed on the reliable Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, ensuring a comfortable fit and lasting quality. It’s a durable shirt that offers a classic, relaxed fit, making it a staple for your everyday wardrobe, perfect for staying out of trouble.
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Detail
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Base Product
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Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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Material
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100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
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Fabric Weight
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5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
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Fit
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Classic fit, runs true to size
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Design
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Text-only quote: "Sometimes I won't opinate, so I don't need a lawyer"
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Audience
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Sarcasm Lovers, Introverts, Legal Professionals, Anyone Who Values Self-Preservation
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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron on decoration. Do not dry clean.
Keep your opinions (and your lawyer) to yourself. Get your "I Won't Opinate" Tee today!