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Dying to Freak Out T-Shirt | Funny Stress Humor Tee | Sarcastic Anxiety Gift | Gildan 5000
$19.97
The Modern Dilemma
You're on the verge of a meltdown, but your calendar is fully booked. This Funny Stress Humor Tee perfectly captures the modern struggle of being too busy for a proper freak-out with the honest, text-only phrase: "I'M DYING TO FREAK OUT, BUT AIN'T GOT TIME FOR IT."
This Sarcastic Anxiety Gift is the perfect piece of apparel for anyone juggling too many responsibilities. It’s a guaranteed conversation starter and a clear, comfortable way to express your high-functioning, yet internally chaotic, life. It makes a perfect Funny Gift for a Busy Person, a Self-Deprecating Humor Shirt, or a sarcastic present for a friend who needs a moment to breathe. We've optimized this description with keywords like "Dying to Freak Out Shirt," "Funny Stress Quote," "Sarcastic Anxiety Tee," "Busy Life Humor," and "No Time for Meltdown Shirt" to help customers find this highly relatable design.
Comfort for the Overworked
You may be running on fumes, but you'll be comfortable. This essential statement is printed on the reliable Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, ensuring a comfortable fit and lasting quality. It’s a durable shirt that offers a classic, relaxed fit, making it a staple for your everyday wardrobe, perfect for those days when you have to keep it together.
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Detail
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Base Product
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Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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Material
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100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
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Fabric Weight
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5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
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Fit
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Classic fit, runs true to size
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Design
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Text-only quote: "I'm dying to freak out, but ain't got time for it"
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Audience
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Sarcasm Lovers, Overworked Individuals, Witty Individuals, People with High Stress
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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron on decoration. Do not dry clean.
Embrace the chaos. Get your "Dying to Freak Out" Tee today!