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Funny T-Shirt - Guessing - Crystal Ball
$19.97
Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt: "I Have 2 Balls But They Are Not Crystal" Graphic Tee
Tired of being asked to predict the future, read minds, or just generally figure things out without all the facts? This funny sarcastic t-shirt is your stylish, bold, and slightly cheeky reply.
Featuring a striking, vintage-inspired design with a mix of bold gold lettering and a brilliant, faux-crystal blue effect, this witty statement shirt delivers the ultimate truth bomb: "DON'T ASK ME TO GUESS I HAVE 2 BALLS BUT THEY ARE NOT CRYSTAL." It’s a perfect blend of humor and no-nonsense attitude, ideal for anyone who appreciates a good double entendre and clear communication. This graphic tee is a guaranteed conversation starter and an excellent gift for him or anyone with a great sense of humor.
Premium Comfort: The Heavy Cotton Difference
More than just a funny graphic, this tee is built for comfort and lasting wear. We've chosen the Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee for its reliable, classic fit and substantial feel. This unisex heavy cotton shirt provides a great canvas for this detailed, high-impact print, ensuring the gold and crystal effects pop and the shirt remains a favorite in your rotation for years to come.
Stop guessing and start wearing your truth. This men's funny shirt is the perfect addition to your casual wardrobe.
Product Details & Quality (Gildan 5000)
We use the reliable Gildan 5000 for its quality and classic feel.
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Material
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100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
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Fabric Weight
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5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
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Fit
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Classic, true-to-size unisex fit
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Print Quality
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High-quality print process for sharp, durable designs.
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