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Daily Goal T-Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Goal Tee | Adult Humor Gift | Gildan 5000
$19.97
The Ultimate Test of Self-Control
It's the little victories that count, and some days, simply maintaining your composure is a monumental achievement. This Funny Sarcastic Goal Tee perfectly captures the daily struggle with the hilariously honest, text-only phrase: "DAILY GOAL: TO SURVIVE WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE TO GO F* THEMSELVES."**
This Adult Humor Gift is the perfect piece of apparel for anyone who has a short fuse but a long list of people who deserve a piece of their mind. It’s a guaranteed conversation starter and a clear, comfortable way to signal your current level of patience (or lack thereof). It makes a perfect Funny Coworker Gift, a Sarcastic Survival Shirt, or a present for a friend who is constantly on the verge of a meltdown. We've optimized this description with keywords like "Daily Goal Shirt," "Funny Survival Quote," "Sarcastic Adult Tee," "Office Humor Gift," and "Self-Control Shirt" to help customers find this highly relatable design.
Comfort for the Highly Restrained
Give yourself a pat on the back for making it through the day, and do it in comfort. This essential statement is printed on the reliable Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, ensuring a comfortable fit and lasting quality. It’s a durable shirt that offers a classic, relaxed fit, making it a staple for your everyday wardrobe, perfect for those days when you need a gentle reminder of your mission.
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Base Product
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Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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Material
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100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
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Fabric Weight
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5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
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Fit
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Classic fit, runs true to size
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Design
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Text-only quote: "Daily goal: To survive without telling anyone to go f*** themselves"
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Audience
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Sarcasm Lovers, Coworkers, Witty Individuals, People with Low Patience
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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron on decoration. Do not dry clean.
Celebrate your self-control. Get your "Daily Goal" Tee today!